Quotations

Man needs difficulties; they are necessary for health.

Carl Jung (1875-1961)

A reasonable amount o' fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin' over bein' a dog, mebbe.

Edward Noyes Westcott (1847-98)

By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

Mark Twain (1835-1910)

It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

Alice, Alice in Wonderland

May you live to eat the hen that scratches on your grave.

Carl Sandburg

I want money in order to buy the time to get the things that money will not buy.

Carl Sandburg

We asked the cyclone to go around our barn but it didn't hear us.

Carl Sandburg

If God really made everything, I'd say he had a quality control problem.

George Carlin

Just when I found the meaning of life, they changed it.

George Carlin

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. True courage is in facing danger when you are afraid.

The Wizard, The Wizard of Oz

Like I always say, Nazis . . . Cancer . . . the only difference is the scale.

Winston Churchill

He who has never tasted what is bitter does not know what is sweet.

Old German Proverb

Some people are like tea bags, they never know how strong they are until they get into hot water.

Unknown

I never said that it would be easy, only that it would be worth it.

Unknown

Obstacles are what you see if you take your eyes off the goal.

Unknown

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

Mae West

I always knew I wanted to be somebody. I should have been more specific about who.

Lily Tomlin

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run like hell, he hate's that.

Unknown

I tried to get a life once, but they were out of stock.

Unknown

It's not easy being green.

Kermit the Frog

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.

Unknown

Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint.

Mark Twain

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Unknown

I used to think ABVD was a sexually transmitted disease for honor role students.

Paul Honsinger

The illness is dangerous, but I am more dangerous than the illness.